Terms & Conditions

Last updated: July 2026

1. Entertainment Only

CouchSlips.com is a free entertainment experience. Everything generated on this site — bet slips, odds, payouts, and commentary — is fictional and created for laughs, conversation, and sharing among sports fans.

These are not real bet slips. You cannot place a wager here, cash out, or receive any real-world payout. The odds shown are simulated and do not reflect live bookmaker lines. Do not use CouchSlips output as betting advice.

2. Age & Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old (or the legal age of majority in your jurisdiction) to use CouchSlips. By using the site, you represent that you meet this requirement.

If you reside in a jurisdiction where accessing sports-betting-related content is prohibited, please do not use this site. It is your responsibility to know and follow your local laws.

3. No Real-Money Wagering

CouchSlips does not accept deposits, process withdrawals, or facilitate real-money betting of any kind. There is no account balance, no cashier, and no way to win or lose money on this platform.

The daily spin limit is a lighthearted mechanic designed to make each pull feel special — not a gambling feature. Practice mode exists so you can generate unlimited fictional slips without any stakes.

4. User Conduct

Share links, screenshots, and cards freely — that is what CouchSlips is for. Do not use the site to harass, spam, or impersonate others. We reserve the right to remove content or restrict access for abuse.

Generated cards and permalinks are public by design. Do not share personal information inside any user-submitted content.

5. Intellectual Property

The CouchSlips name, characters, card designs, and visual assets are the property of CouchSlips. You may share screenshots and links for personal, non-commercial use. Do not resell, redistribute, or create derivative works from our assets without permission.

NFL team names, logos, and player references are used for descriptive and entertainment purposes only. CouchSlips is not affiliated with the National Football League, its teams, or any sportsbook operator.

6. Disclaimer of Warranties

CouchSlips is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee uptime, accuracy of simulated odds, or availability of any specific game, personality, or feature.

7. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall CouchSlips or its operators be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of, or inability to use, the site — including any gambling losses you may incur elsewhere based on fictional slips generated here.

8. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms at any time without prior notice. Continued use of CouchSlips after changes means you accept the revised terms.

9. Contact

Questions about these terms? Reach out at hello@couchslips.com.

For entertainment only. Not a gambling site.

No real money. No real bets. Just vibes.